A collection of Anti-Gay quotes by Michele Bachmann…the 2nd coming of a diabolical freak or female Hitler?

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Did you know that when George Bush Sr and his vice President Dan Quayle were elected for their inauguration dinner they were served CHICKEN because the usual fare was Quayle and they didn’t want to insult the VP – little did they know that CHICKEN was so fitting a meal for that occasion!

Here are some facts and confusing statements rendered by our newest Quayle like female or the re animation of a female (dumb) Hitler… Michele Bachmann…aka – WTF, she makes SARAH look smart? Please read my thoughts on each of these quotes and facts – and let’s all laugh along with Michele…actually on 2nd thought were the only one’s laughing… but I hope the GOP is not really seriously going to put her up against Obama – I don’t want another 4 years of him but 1 second of Michele will kill me for sure.

First I’d like to start of this little post with something I like to say: No one will benefit if Bachmann is elected POTUS but if Sarah Palin was elected, TINA FEY would become a Bazillionare because she’s so much better at being Palin than Sarah.

Bachman white lie: because she…is…ummm….White…”Michele Bachmann’s claim that she has “never gotten a penny” from a family farm that’s been subsidized by the government is at odds with her financial disclosure statements. They show tens of thousands in personal income from the operation.” (well she might have never gotten a “penny” but she did get a fiscal ejaculation from that trust fund)

BACHMANN flubbed her hometown history when declaring “John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa,” and “that’s the kind of spirit that I have, too,” in running for president.

The actor was born nearly 150 miles away. It was the serial killer John Wayne Gacy Jr. who lived, for a time, in Waterloo. (YES, I often confused the two myself…John Wayne, a movie star hero, a REPUBLICAN and swaggering ladies man and John Wayne Gacy Jr, a clown, a liar, a pathetic murderer leading a double life as a pedophile serial killer of little children. I can see where she’s get them confused (WTF!)

BACHMANN ON GAY MARRIAGE & ANYTHING HAPPY: 

On gay marriage: “This is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I am not understating that.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

(Oh yeah, the Gay People are the biggest slice of cheese since Jesus appeared on the scene with his 12 buddies)

On public education: “That’s my number one issue.” — Senator Michele Bachmann quoted in Stillwater Gazette, July 24, 2006. K. Janisch, “Rove stumps for Bachmann in Stillwater ”

(along with being Gay, public education is #1 million in her playbook)

“This really is the number one issue for our country right now, how are we going to deal with this threat of radical Islam.”—Senator Michele Bachmann, Northern Alliance Radio Network, September 9, 2006.

(oh yeah, Radical Islamics are probably Gay too?)

On her March 2004 rally against same-sex marriage: “It will be an awesome day. We are going to be beseeching the Lord.” —Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

(Has someone told Bachmann that the Lord does not like to be beseeched…that’s just nasty!)

On what will happen if her same-sex marriage ban amendment fails to pass in 2004: “It isn’t that some gay will get some rights. It’s that everyone else in our state will lose rights. For instance, parents will lose the right to protect and direct the upbringing of their children. Because our K-12 public school system, of which ninety per cent of all youth are in the public school system, they will be required to learn that homosexuality is normal, equal and perhaps you should try it. And that will occur immediately, that all schools will begin teaching homosexuality.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 6, 2004.

(Right, every school will be forced to  have a GLEE CLUB and out their classmates. Elton Queer please face the wall and lower your drawers! Good Gosh! Come on now class – repeat after me…)

On the gay community and same-sex marriage: “This is a very serious matter, because it is our children who are the prize for this community, they are specifically targeting our children.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

(yeah – I like to fish so I’m going to go get my rod and go hook me some kids..wait! I hate kids! And gay people are NOT pedophiles.)

If her same-sex marriage ban amendment does not pass in 2004: “The sex curriculum will be essentially by taught by the local gay community.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

(WAIT? THERE IS SEX CURRICULUM…DAMN! I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!)

“And what a bizarre time we’re in, Jan, when a judge will say to little children that you can’t say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 6, 2004.

(WHAT JUDGE SAID THAT…? you mean they are going to pass a law forcing all young children to have gay sex!? Wow! Like they don’t experiment now on the sly!? It’s gonna be legal soon! Fantastic!)

“And so people have to make this call now. They have to go to mn.voter.com, they need to contact in particular their Senator, and they need to demand that the people be allowed to vote on this in November (of 2004). Because otherwise, our children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and that perhaps they should try it, and that’ll be very soon in our public schools all across the state, beginning in kindergarten.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 6, 2004.

(KINDERGARTEN…a place where pedophiles gather to select their future victims)

On her March 2004 rally against same-sex marriage: “We need to have the phone lines melted this week. We need people to melt the phone lines. Not to the House members, you don’t need to call them, and you don’t need to call the Republican Senators. It’s the Democrat Senators that we need to melt their phone lines. Even more important, if anyone can come to the rally on Monday, they need to come, and we will give them maps with the offices of where the Democrat Senators are.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

“We are wide open and vulnerable and in all likelihood an activist judge will strike down our Defense of Marriage Act, our state law against gay marriage, this year. And in all likelihood, we will have gay marriage in 2004 in Minnesota , if we don’t get this amendment on the ballot for November.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

(Bachmann, you sound so afraid of homosexuals that one would think (at least I do) that you are gay!)

“We can only bring a constitutional amendment up (to ban same-sex marriage) in election years. That means we’d have to wait two more years. By that time, Jan, thousands of gays would legally be married in Minnesota .” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.
(Yes, Bachmann, it’s called civil rights – what’s good for straights is good for all. Gay people want to be just as miserable as you straights are…but NOT as miserable and confused as GOP Christian numbnuts like you!)

On her same-sex marriage ban amendment: “We only have until May 17 (2004) at the latest. But really, it is this next week that the DFL is going to try to kill this bill. It’s within the Christian community’s hands to get face to face, in front of these Democrats.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

This is important because it’s a State Senator organizing religious demonstrators to go down to the Capitol, into the Rotunda, into the very offices of elected officials and intimidate the elected officials until they do their bidding. This quote is likely to upset other elected officials and people who believe in representative government. It’s okay for you or me or some pastor to call for demonstrators to come down and get into the faces of legislators, but it’s NOT okay for an elected official to organize a group of demonstrators to come down to the capitol, enter the capitol building and disrupt the business of the Senate and House.

From a show in which Bachmann was a participant:

Host: Now Michele, my understanding, I also got an email very early this morning, correct me if this is not true, that, let’s see here, your phone number has been given to members of the gay community and that they are to blitz you and harass you, is that correct? MB: That’s correct. We got a call yesterday, that at the Capitol brochures were being handed out with my photo on it, and I believe the photo of Representative Mary Liz Holberg. Our names, and the word “Shame” was written across my face, and my home phone number was put on that brochure, and people were instructed to call and make threatening calls to my personal home phone. Host: Alright, has that happened? MB: Uh, well, I have called Capitol Security, and I have called Washington County Sheriff, which is where we live, and they are on alert, and I can just tell you that precautions are being taken. I probably can’t tell your listeners any more than that, but precautions are being taken.” —Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

(I think all Christians are gay – aren’t they told to turn the other cheek?)

“It’s part of Satan I think to say that this is “gay.” It’s anything but gay.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

(Bachmann letting it all hang out on the gay agenda of “satan” but I THINK that Satan is really a christian in devil’s clothing!)

“If you’re involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

(ONLY IF YOU’RE PERSONALLY LUCKY TO HAVE A LOVER THAT NEVER LEAVES YOU ALONE! I KNOW THAT IF BACHMANN EVER HAD A WOMAN SHE’D STILL BE SCREAMING !)

On her March 2004 rally against same-sex marriage: “And I want to tell you, that was probably the most loving, warm-spirited, most beautiful rally that I have ever seen at the Capitol.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

(OH KAY – IT’S OFFICIAL THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN!)

“They aren’t just kind of gay-friendly, they are gay advocates at Proctor and Gamble… Here’s just a few other companies that support the pro-homosexual agenda. They include Levi-Strauss, American Airlines, Sarah Lee Bakery, Jaguar and LandRover.” —Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

(I’M GAY – I’D LOVE TO HAVE A LAND ROVER. YOU THINK THEY WOULD JUST GIVE ONE TO ME CAUSE I’M GAY? HEY MICHELE PUT IN A GOOD WORD, WON’T CHA?)

“You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says “Mom! What’s gayness? We had a teacher talking about this today.” The mother says “Well, that’s when a man likes other men, and they don’t like girls.” The boy’s eight. He’s thinking, “Hmm. I don’t like girls. I like boys. Maybe I’m gay.” And you think, “Oh, that’s, that’s way out there. The kid isn’t gonna think that.” Are you kidding? That happens all the time. You don’t think that this is intentional, the message that’s being given to these kids? That’s child abuse.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004. (Bachmann, child abuse is any child born to you or adopted by you)

On a leader of a teacher training workshop who cites discrimination as a cause of suicide among homosexual youth: “(He) also fails to acknowledge other psychological factors that could contribute to homosexual youth committing suicide, like family problems or abuse or maybe the fact of what they’re doing.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004. (Oh well I’m sure it doesn’t help to have politicians especially female spouting hate like you do, Bachmann)

“Normalization (of gayness) through desensitization. Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of “The Lion King” for instance, and a teacher might say, “Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?” The message is: I’m better at what I do, because I’m gay.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004. (Well that’s true, Bachmann and that’s why you’re a failure)

On homosexuality as a mental disorder: “Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004. (no one knows better about sexual or mental dysfunction that Bachmann)

“Two homosexuals that were holding up my picture this week at the Capitol and shouting that I want to hate people, I walked up to them and said: “I don’t hate you. I love you and the Savior who created you. He loves you, too, can I tell you why? This is not about hating them, this is about loving them into the Kingdom.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004.

“This is not about hating homosexuals. I don’t. I love homosexuals.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 20, 2004. (Oy Vey, haven’t we enough problems?)

Interviewer: “Answer the question, do you hate homos?” MB: “No, but ask my kids! (laughter)” — Senator Michele Bachmann, Tom Barnard Morning Show, KQRS, broadcast May 12, 2005. (I can’t imagine what she says to those poor kids – all that hate – what a great MOTHER F she is) 

I can’t find her direct quote but people are saying that she said GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BE PLACED IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS FOR RE-SEXUALIZATION BACK INTO SOCIETY???

(I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THAT A STATE IN THIS COUNTRY GAVE THIS BITCH A LEGAL DEGREE !!!)

Here’s my personal non gay favorite Bachmann Quote:

“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” -Rep. Michelle Bachmann, April, 2009
Michele, please go home, close your garage door, sit in your car and turn the key and leave the car running and fall asleep in the front seat. Please, please do the world a favor!  Thanks
———————————-Bonju Patten

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