Fishy Tiger Woods crash under investigation – WTF?

Tiger Woods, billionaire golf master – to even say that is an attocity, got into a car accident near his home at 2:25am this morning but he is not seriously injured. Seems that Woosey Woods could not get out of his monstrosity of a vehicle and his “wife” had to use one of his golf clubs to smash the back window and pull him out.

So – now we know that Elin wears the pants in that family and it must be true that Swedish girls can impregnant themselves several times??? LOFLMAO – what a proofta. No alcohol was found but he had all the classic symptoms of a cheating spouse who was high on drugs. (My assessment)

What is yours?

—Bonju Patten

Thanksgiving – a day for reflection – not crazy relatives…

Yup – I have distanced myself from MY mom and dad’s crazy relatives; the most important relatives having died so that left Myqui’s cousins. A nice family older with two kids close to their 30s and then the sister’s family – who are mostly internet trolls. So recently her 2nd cousin mentally removed and her mentally unstable father caused a commotion in October of this year when they told me to remove my blog about a baby’s birth, which I finally did and put another in its place about a fictitious family of morons and the birth of their illegitimate baby. That caused another commotion because the mentally removed cousin is 20 years young and has an anger issue,which I understand but the father is in his late 50s and a DICK-tator.

So this Thanksgiving Myqui and I did not fight, had a great day together, with our dogs and stayed home, ate our free store bought Turkey breasted bird and it was the first time in forever that I actually loved eating the turkey – I usually hate that meat but Myqui is a great chief and made a pomograda glaze and put the seeds in the turkey instead of icky stuffing.

I highly recommend staying away from family matters especially during the holidays but I’m sure that Myqui’s cousins had a lot to do with the baby’s first Tkgiving and whatnot — that will wear off soon – especially for the baby daddy who is going to book to Africa if the bitch girlfriend keeps popping them out to keep him. Oh and there is always the baby daddy’s sister who is an internet troll and in the closet lesbo – she just can’t seem to keep a guy!!!???

Oooooh the tangled webs we weave when we practice to deceive.

 

—-Bonju Patten

My opinion of Rudy Pauls of the biggest loser – one big fat asshole

Jillian needs to find the “root” of the mental problems that lead to people’s obesity. That is what she does. You can lose weight and then not maintain it after and gain it all back. Being fat is #1 killer for people, lowers your immune system and flat out kills you bringing disease to your body.

Bob is gay – big fing deal – so is Jillian – another so what.

Did not always like Rebecca but she was always honest and a good competitor.

Rudy is a two faced ******* ******* and not only do I hope he gains all his weight back – I hope he dies from it too.

Enough said.

Bonju Patten | November 25, 2009 5:30 PM

Remember the Census Worker found dead in Kentucky?

William Sparkman the census worker who was found dead hanging from a park tree in Kentucky with the word FED written on his chest in black magic marker committed suicide it was concluded by police.

Apparently he had taken out a life insurance policy on himself for $600K and wanted to commit suicide but his son would not be able to collect any money if his death was ruled as such. So he staged the entire “murder” which was cruel to the very son he tried to help.  So now the kid is out the money and has no dad. My conclusion: I was wrong about the murder and I know think that William Sparkman did not live up to his name instead he went out with a whimper – the coward.

—Bonju Patten

what they did not tell you about in health care –

Two Tier health care plans exist in the same doctor’s office – one for those with health insurance and one for those who must pay upfront.  An upper east side manhattan clinic is indulging in this type of medical service which is not covered in Obama’s new health care reform bills so even if the dumbo congress passes this ridiculous bill-it still not get you past the door to see the good doctor and you still might have to wait forever especially if you cannot pay.

Then there is something called CONCIERGE MEDICINE and this is the big problem because over 5000 doctors so far across the board in the US have joined these swelling ranks of malcontents who vow to serve humankind and then turn 360 degrees on that hypocritic oath to only serve those who can pay up to $1500 a year and that’s just to get in the door to see these bastards.

Concierge medicine is the downfall of doctor’s everywhere and it bypasses any laws that are present or soon to be made into law by Obama or anyone else for that matter. No one is calling these doctors and patients to the mat on this issue and frankly it’s against the law of just being human. Read about. Call your representatives, congress people, be outraged. Is this the way our government is going to allow doctors to react just to insure they are making millions of dollars a year? It’s an outrage and so far there is nothing being done about this!!!

—Bonju Patten

 

Man in coma hears everything for 23 years-misdiagnosis-lawsuit!!!

Rom Houben lay in a coma for 23 years paralysed and unable to speak or cry out until a genius doctor came along and corrected the wrong diagnosis allowing the man to finally “speak”.

It just occurred to me that is the perfect punishment for a rapist, pedophile or a murderer – put them into a medically induced coma and let them stew for their remaining years in jail instead of housing, feeding and giving them all the medical they need and citizens paying for these social outcasts get nothing?

It’s either that or put them out to sea on a lost island surrounded by piranha and let them fight like savages to see who wins – The court could put TV feeds all over the island and people can watch them 24/7 to see who dies and who lives. The winner will get the priviledge of sitting in a resurrected frying chair and we can watch him/her burn to death.

Yeah – now that’s the kind of reality TV show I can dig.  As for poor Rom who has to relearn how to do everything including saying goodbye to a father who passed while he was still in coma – he’ll be busting large and rich after they sue the shit outta doctors in Brussels.

—Bonju Patten

Amanda Knox still on trial for Murder in Italy-coming to close

Maybe it’s because I dislike the Indian people so much but I really think Amanda Knox is innocent. Yeah she may have been there at the house when Meredith Kercher was getting her throat cut but I don’t think she cut her throat. She may have taunted Merry a bit and then let the black dude have at her but she did not murder Merry Kercher.

The brit was an obnoxious bitch who had a boyfriend no one is talking about who she had tossed over just a week before the murder. He lived downstairs from the two girls and could have easily come upstairs, raped Meridith and cut her throat because he saw her with the black duded. You know how Italians are about their women.

The knife wounds did not fit the wounds in Merry’s neck; there was DNA from Knox and her ex boyfriend on Merry’s bra and other clothes and there is any number of ways for it to have gotten there including police screwing evidence around to make it look suspicious however for the Knox family to buy Amanda a plane ticket back home to Seattle right now is just pain risky. If the jurors hear that they just may screw the family and vote guity and off Amanda goes for a life sentence eating shitty italian food for the rest of her life for merry’s murder.

There are so many variables in this case; I just wonder what is going on in the girl’s maind or does Foxy Knoxy really care about anything or anyone?

 

—Bonju Patten

 

The holidaze are coming and still no work-hiring employers are ridiculous!

This year has sucked big for working but somehow we were able to make ends meet but will little profit in our bank account to show for it. All of the money being spent on our bills which are continuing to mount and cause me angst and anxiety while I continue to search for work.

I place open ads for work on Craigslist and get people like LEON to write to me asking to see my resume for an Accounts Receivable position temp he has available because the person in the job is out on a 3 month maternity leave and may not return. The job pays whatever and what will I need to do the job in way of compensation and then he says this after I court him for two days trying to make sense of what he wants. He’s a big dumb olf-ie kind of lug and yes, I can tell that over the phone and while I can’t imagine working with the likes of him, I feel I am doomed to try because I need work or lose everything I own.

Leon asks me, “you won’t be working with other part-time people when you work for us on this job now, will you?” like this question is even supposed to be tolerated at any time during the interview process. I said, “you have no right to tell me what to do on my off hours when not working for you”. He grunts (yes he actually grunted over the phone) and says “well, we don’t want a conflict of interest” and I said, “my last client is going out of business due to the fact he is a 26-year-old kid without a brain in his entire head and did not listen to anyone when making his terrible business decisions.” All of which is true because unfortunately for me I have not been able to replace my last client with another and thought for sure that his business would remain afloat because he had investors that were enabling him with loads and loads of money whenever he needed it.

My last client relied all too heavily on the fact that he had this sweet deal and decided in order to get out of the pickle he was in when over his head with a client who reneged on going forward with a film intended for the summer of 2009 and now slated for the winter of 2010; the client overextended himself by $20K on the company Amex bill. You can’t screw around with Amex. Amex will screw you back and they did, twice shutting down the account and freezing their company accounts in order to get their money. My client apparently was only paying them the minimum but unaware that Amex was also charging him an extra $400 bucks in fees so he was just treading water month to month.

Apparently when the main investor went to use his  Amex card he came up with egg on face. Musta been a rude awakening for the man who made a fortune in shipping when he whipped out his Amex card to pay for something and was then refused.

None of this was my fault but as the bookkeeper I am incensed that the kid did not confide in me and instead of telling me when I asked why the account was in arrears he rebuffed me saying it was not my business and he would take care of it. His solution: to cut the company and run.  Idiotic and now I’m in a tight spot because that client was keeping us alive and now I have to find a real full-time position in less than 5 weeks. I’m praying that the job in Fort Lee NJ works in my favor – I’ll have to drive there or take several trains and 1 bus to get there but it’s worth it if I am a steady employee. What is the Ft Lee concern: my travel and will I leave in the long run because the travel is a pain in the butt and go into NYC for the remainder of my career. What can you say to all that nonsense?

We are in a depression, people. You take what you get and do the best with it. Carpool, drive your car daily, try and work things out half the year drive and the other half – take the trains and go 3 hours in one direction to get to work. What can I say? A  job is a job and its money to us and that is what we need to survive.

Oh and Leon – go stick your temp maybe perm job in your ear! Oh and the 26-year-old owes me a paycheck which I have not been able to deposit while my bills pile up around my head because his investor hasn’t given him any money to do so and the kid has not had enough sense to stop the automatic withdrawals set up to pay the monthly overhead and bills. It’s ridiculous and I fear that I will not be able to go forward until he closes if payment is not imminent.

—Bonju Patten

Morgan Harrington still missing

Morgan Harrington, the Virginia Tech student who went missing the day of the Metallica concert in that area, is still missing and the holidaze are approaching. It’s going to be tough for her family to get through these next couple of months mostly because her disappearance holds so many unanswered questions for them. There is a $150K financial award for anyone with leads to finding their daughter; $50K is from the rock band and $100K is from her family.

If you have any info on this girl please go to their website and let them know – http://findmorgan.com/

—- Bonju Patten

A study of Serial killers and what motivates them

Okay now that I got your attention here’s what I think.  serial killers are cultivated by parents who needed to abstain from giving life. There should be a test that parents should take in order to pass to have a kid because any asshole in this country and this world can have a kid but no one knows for sure what they are going to grow up to become unless we select each egg and sperm carefully (that’s one way of thinking) but that is not an answer. Why? Because in one family – there may be all good kids except for one and he’s the serial killer??? How do we explain that?

We can’t so like China who does not allow more than one child in a family I think that is what has to happen here in the USA. Otherwise we are going to start having to dump spermicide into our drinking water to sterilize the water so people won’t be able to give birth. This is what a doctor friend of mine suggested to me in 1990s after she had taken care of minority people in a local city hospital – she was disgusted by the clientele and their huge welfare families. Sickening; I am sure; what she suggests is questionable but plausible and I can see people giving it some sort of consideration.

—Bonju Patten